Comic Tells Pentagon Troops to ‘Git ‘er Done’
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WASHINGTON, Oct. 21, 2011 – In his signature baseball cap and wearing a shirt with the sleeves cut off, the comedian known as Larry the Cable Guy gave a shout-out to the troops today while on location at the Pentagon to shoot an upcoming segment of his History Channel show, “Only in America.” Comedian Daniel Lawrence Whitney -- known as Larry the Cable Guy -- steps up to the podium in the press briefing room during a Pentagon tour for an upcoming segment of his History Channel show, “Only in America,” Oct. 21, 2011. DOD photo by Erin A. Kirk-Cuomo (Click...
Published on Wednesday 8th of February 2012 02:24:19 AM
Joe Biden Exactly The Kind of Guy We Always Thought He Was
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From the Morning Jolt for this Tuesday: Biden Apparently Believes Obama Negotiates With Terrorists Now Somewhere along the line, in our modern political discourse, “terrorist” became a synonym for “someone who won’t give me what I want.” After the debt ceiling deal was struck, it took Vice President Joe Biden milliseconds and milliseconds to reinforce the suggestion that the administration and their allies are so morally myopic that they are almost genetically incapable of understanding what actually motivates the Tea Parties and others worried about runaway spending: “Vice President Joe Biden joined House Democrats in lashing tea party Republicans Monday,...
Published on Wednesday 8th of February 2012 02:24:19 AM
DT Guy goes from special ed to NFL
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Lawrence Guy is smart. You know this because in the spring semester of last year he got a GPA of nearly 3.5 in his classes at Arizona State, which allowed Guy, then a defensive tackle on the football team, to wear a patch on his jersey distinguishing him as one of the school’s “Scholar Ballers.” You know this too because when he grows comfortable with someone and his shyness falls away, the words spill out in torrents and his eyes shine bright. And then you see why his former football position coach, a grizzled-sounding man now working in the NFL,...
Published on Wednesday 8th of February 2012 02:24:19 AM
NYPD Arrests Guy For Cracking A Joke
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NYPD Arrests Guy For Cracking A Joke http://youtu.be/lwVjSQ53SF0
Published on Wednesday 8th of February 2012 02:24:19 AM
4.3 quake shakes tiny, tremor-plagued Arkansas town (700 temblors in the area)
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When Mark Barrett moved to Guy, Arkansas, he had no idea the tiny town of less than 300 was nearly as rocking as the Southern California community he'd left behind. Six years and hundreds of seismic events later, Barrett says he's feeling it more and more. Since September, seismologists have recorded 700 temblors in the area. The largest in the current swarm, a 4.3-magnitude quake, shook the town at 2:13 a.m. Friday. The tremors appear to be rumbling through town with greater frequency. The Arkansas Geological Survey has recorded 50 quakes in and around Guy since Sunday. That includes Friday...
Published on Wednesday 8th of February 2012 02:24:19 AM
If the Science Guy passes out and nobody tweets it, did it happen?
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Last night in front of an audience of hundreds at a presentation at the University of Southern California, TV personality Bill Nye — popularly known as the "Science Guy" — collapsed midsentence as he walked toward a podium. Early indications are that Nye is OK, but what's odd about the incident isn't so much Nye's slight health setback as the crowd's reaction. Or, more precisely, its nonreaction, according to several accounts. It appears that the students in attendance, rather than getting up from their seats to rush to Nye's aid, instead pulled out their mobile devices to post information about...
Published on Wednesday 8th of February 2012 02:24:19 AM
Guy Gets Eyeglasses Tattooed on His Face
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Some guy named Matthew decided that it would be a good idea to get a permanent eyeglasses tattoo. Well.. He didn’t actually hurt anyone (but himself), so it’s probably OK. The good thing is, his girlfriend is still into him. Congratulations!
Published on Wednesday 8th of February 2012 02:24:19 AM
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